cute story

Mint’s mum is staying with us at the moment. She’s helping by taking
care of Jack (and getting a good amount of quality Jack time in the
process) while Mint madly does driving lessons, goes to Bangkok to
collect her visa, goes for a driving test (this afternoon) and I work
and/or pack.

Last night, Mint and Jack slept in her mum’s bed. As she went to bed I
said, “good night, wife.”
She replied “Good night, custard.”

Is she calling me fat?