Fordy Fiiive
‘This one’s my gift to youse’, Angry said as he started a heartfelt rendition of ‘Suddenly’.
‘Omigod! Just like Scott and Charlene on Neighbours!’, Stella exclaimed almost jumping out of her chair.
The nervous groom came and stood in the middle of the track and watched his emotional bride being led out on the back of a horse wearing a top hat.
‘C’war, they dressed up the flamin’ horse an all!’, said Gavin, impressed even further when he noticed the cummerbund around the horse’s torso.
They were soon joined by a celebrant dressed in silks especially for the occasion. “I wonder where they got silks made for a bloke who’s about 6′ 5”?”, Collin pondered.
‘So it was bakery Debbie after all’, Stacey was very quiet through most of the wedding, she always got teary at weddings and didn’t want to be embarrassed in front of Gavin. This was one of the most beautiful weddings she had ever seen.
Angry finished his song to a thunderous applause from the stand and handed the microphone over to the Celebrant.
As the ceremony began, Collin inched over to sit even closer to Stella and rested his hand on her knee. Stella was in such a dream-like state while the ceremony was happening, the next thing she knew it was ‘kiss the bride’ time. ‘Jeez, every girl dreams of a fairy tale weddin’ like this, don’t they Stace?’.
‘If you’re into that kinda stuff’, Stacey said desperately trying to hold back her emotions.
The newly married couple mounted the formally dressed horse and rode off the track to Angry singing a heavy metal version of ‘Unchained Melody’.