What’s this? A weekend entry on chuckler.org? Well this isn’t Dean, sorry to dissapoint. Sorry also for misspelling dissapoint. Well after my attempt at a solo blog I discovered that it was just too much for one man who is as lazy as I am. It’s a miracle Dean manages to keep this thing going (mental note: don’t piss off the person who has administration rights over your blog entries). So here I am, writing on Dean’s blog instead, writing for the man, working hard to make a living, bringing shelter from the rain, a fathers son, left to carry on blue denim in his vein. Although I am only first year Med I’m sure blue denim in your veins can kill you, so don’t try it at home kiddies.

So what has changed since last time I enlightened your lives? KFC still makes crap ads, Corro Drive still doubles as a parking lot during peak hour and UQ still charges outrages amounts for parking. So nothing really.

I saw Bruce Almighty tonight and if I had a star rating system it would get a 4 out of 5 stars, but I don’t, so it doesn’t. Lots of good laughs, better than I expected, go and see it. If I have built it up too much for you and you are dissapointed, don’t blame me, it’s your fault that you believed me in the first place.

Would like to give a “big up ya” to Bek who has started reading Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, one of my all time favourite series of books. Douglas Adams is a genius. Good for her, hope she sticks with it.

While following a car back from the cinemas tonight and being mildly frustrated at the fact that the driver considered 30 a resonable speed to go on a main road, I was tempted to pull off a manoeuver that Dean must be credited with. The other day whilst driving to or from a place (it all sort of blends as Dean has been my driver biatch a lot lately), Dean came across a total space cadet driving very slowly down the middle of the road seemingly unaware of the world that existed beyond their tinted windows. After the car dummied to make a right turn and continued on at a rapid rate of dawdling, Dean had had enough and promptly took them on the OUTSIDE of the (single) lane dodging a couple of parked cars in the process. My hats off to Dean for putting his foot down both metaphorically and literally and saying enough is enough when it comes to crap driving. The exhilaration was almost enough for me to hang out the window and shout “I WILL NOT DIE TODAY“. However, I later attributed this to something in the crab salad that I had eaten at sizzlers, when I was running around the backyard yelling “KING OF THE WORLD!”.

- Leyton

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